The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
