just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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