Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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