His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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