Jerry, you need to find god
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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