dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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