so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Less talking, more tequila
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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