Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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