Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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