So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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