Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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