talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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