it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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