turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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