Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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