the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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