No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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