he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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