This girl is more easily done than said...
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
