This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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