Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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