you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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