I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
