Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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