I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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