Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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