You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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