we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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