your thong is hanging out like whoa
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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