You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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