I am puke
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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