He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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