I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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