Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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