I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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