you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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