Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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