another moral hangover. fuck.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Randomize
