ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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