accomplished twins. life is a go
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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