How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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