im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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