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That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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