She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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