Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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