Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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