Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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