I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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