Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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