Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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