all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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