Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
