WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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